Hahaha.. This criteria untuk IC kuning!! I got this list from forward email from my friend. Most of them are true to me, how about you guys? hee...
01. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
02. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
03. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
04. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian and so on.
05. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
06. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
07. Nasi Katok is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.
08. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
09. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.
11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.
12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
13. You like electronic products from Japan.
14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.
16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.
17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.
18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).
23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).
26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
27. You give you children super long name.
28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
31. You are ok to be fat.
32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.
34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.
35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explanation) .
36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.
38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition is for little kids.
39. You can't type or spell properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"
40. You add "me & you" on your conversations with your girl mates.
41. You listen to Pelangi FM.
42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.
44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.
45. You have 'candas' in your house.
46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.
47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you thinks anything cheap is a bargain.
48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).
49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
You know you are Bruneian
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Latest Macbook 2008
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Selamat Hari Raya To All My Friends...

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Puasa
Happy fasting to all my friends in U.K., Brunei, Malaysia !!!!
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008
A delightful day (haha tia krg, hmm bulih lh)
Today....
Went to Seri Qlap Mall, watched 'Meet Dave' alone.. (haha.. keburingan ku sudah d rumah saja, since no one yang free, solo tah ku tu meliat movie atu) . The movie was hilarious. I rate it 9/10. Sampai belaing jua mata, luan ketawa saja..
Went to Easyway, bought a chocolate shake and wandering at Chong Hock and Sia & Tang shop, search for new dvds and the original South Park season 11 dvds. Somehow, there is no dvd that i want to watch and the South Park dvds were not yet sold. So, I went to 'Kadai Kuminis'. I bought few dvds there. While I was liat2 dvd at chinese/HongKong section, ku tejumpa si Kam. After bought dvds there, I looked at the watch, "woo, kul 4 sudah, baik tah ku balik, kana traffic jam krg di jalan raya". Then, I zoom back the way home.
Oh man... It takes weeks to clean up my email inbox. Guess how many mails in it.. More than 1000 kali ah. Hahaha... Kira malas jua ku tu membaca all those forward msgs. So since ku nada kan ku buat there few days/weeks back, I read, watch, laugh lah all the forward msgs and videos. Luckily abis dah ku liat all my mails. Then, ku tejumpa these funny pictures.. Heheheh
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Trip to Arsenal Stadium
A day before my flight to Brunei, Zyden, Rusdi and I went to Arsenal's newest stadium, Emirates Stadium. Coincidence jua, that day is my birthday, ku belanja tah durang masuk ke sana. At first, we went to the Highbury (Arsenal's old stadium), somehow, there were under construction, so we cant enter there, then we went to the Emirates Stadium. The entry is 6 pounds per person.
Arsenal tube Station
Near the entrance
Arsenal Shop
Ticket folder
Sticker (my birthday)

View from the spectators seat.
Interview section.
Arsenal's Time Capsule
Arsenal History
The Unbeaten Arsenal

Mini EPL Cup


Outside the stadium
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